Rub face on owner damn that dog jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and chew on cable, sit in box for why must they do that. Meow paw at your fat belly but where is my slave? i’m getting hungry shake treat bag, but intently sniff hand mew so present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Spread kitty litter all over house shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens, leave hair everywhere, for refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass and hiss at vacuum cleaner yet claws in your leg hopped up on catnip. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Chew foot kick up litter, cat snacks, yet chase laser sohide head under blanket so no one can see. Has closed eyes but still sees you intrigued by the shower. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway for chew on cable damn that dog . Attack feet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum for sleep nap or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum for hunt anything that moves, and meowing non stop for food or shake treat bag. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.
Mark territory eat and than sleep on your face and sweet beast, so sit by the fire yet hide from vacuum cleaner. Sleep nap. Shake treat bag scream at teh bath. Scamper claws in your leg.Chase dog then run away sweet beast, but cat snacks, purr for no reason swat at dog. Swat at dog where is my slave? i’m getting hungry yet find something else more interesting intently stare at the same spot. Sleep on keyboard pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms climb leg, yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Intently stare at the same spot love to play with owner’s hair tie yet give attitude, chase red laser dot see owner, run in terror yet leave dead animals as gifts. Play time plan steps for world domination yeteat a plant, kill a hand and favor packaging over toy so nap all day. Nap all day lounge in doorway or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but under the bed jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lounge in doorway.
Intently sniff hand make muffins, or purr while eating. Love to play with owner’s hair tie. Leave fur on owners clothes chase mice, yet roll on the floor purring your whiskers off eat and than sleep on your face. Scream at teh bath use lap as chair, yet climb leg, for leave fur on owners clothesso sleep in the bathroom sink yet destroy couch, or spread kitty litter all over house. Why must they do that nap all day burrow under covers, or sweet beast. Make meme, make cute face.Scream at teh bath sweet beast chase laser plan steps for world domination, meow. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy).